1. Leslie Jones Is Having The Best Week Ever…This Week

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    Yesterday, Leslie Jones not only featured in the first trailer for the latest Chris Rock movie, Top Five, she was promoted to a member of the main cast on Saturday Night Live.

    Looks like the “No. 1 Slave Draft Pick” is getting her shot at the big time!

    Saturday Night Live Writer Leslie Jones Is Promoted to Cast Member I would be the No. 1 slave draft pick. All of the plantations would want…

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  2. Top Five Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Chris Rock, Kevin Hart Comedy Movie HD - YouTube

    It’s Hammy Time For Chris Rock In The First ‘Top Five’ Trailer Chris Rock’s “Top Five” has already been compared to “Annie Hall,” so no pressure.

     
     

  3. David Cameron Gets A “Black Eye” After “Blacked Up” Photo Op

    British Prime Minister David Cameron was having a day out with the family, last week, and, as politicians do, took time out to take a few photos with some citizens, (more…)

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  4. "Sex And The Niggaz" Is A (Brazilian) Thing

    "Sex And The Niggaz" Is A (Brazilian) Thing…sigh

    Once, President George W. Bush allegedly asked the President Of Brazil “do you have blacks too?”  I don’t know if President Dubya ever got the answer to his alleged question but now we know that they have “Niggaz” and they be liking the Sex.

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    In a translated Brazilian article, the outrage about such a show includes the following statement:

    “Sex and the Niggaz”(translated from the Brazilian title…

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  5. B0UFOK1IgAAtWVO

    Arrests, injuries during Keene, NH Pumpkin Festival

    KEENE, N.H. (WHDH) – Huge crowds including Keene State College students and visitors to an annual pumpkin festival in New Hampshire became unruly Saturday, leading to injuries and arrests. The commotion started Friday, with 42 arrests made. At least …
    • I didn’t know there were enough folks in New Hampshire to start a riot.
    • I see that tear gas and pepper spray isn’t an #Ferguson exclusive. Speaking of black people rioting….

      Twitter Mocks Media Bias, White-on-White Violence after Pumpkin Riot

      Keene, New Hampshire’s 24th Annual Pumpkin festival burst into a riot Saturday night, requiring riot cops, tear gas, pepper spray, and even a response from the governor’s office. The festival has a history of violence, with over 140 arrests last year
    • Is it a riot in America, these days?  If there are no armored vehicles and snipers involved?

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    • Those cops in Keene are obviously amateurs in the Small Town Police As Dictators department, compared to the Ferguson PD
    • Some people are saying that it wasn’t a riot.  Sure, pumpkins are a really stupid reason to act a damn fool, but if over equipped cops show up and start shooting tear gas at you, then you could be in a riot, unless you do it every year, then it’s a tradition; The Swallows Come Back to Capistrano and the Assholes Riot In Keene.

     

    …Meanwhile, At the Keene Pumpkin Festival AKA #PumpkinRiot 2014 Arrests, injuries during Keene, NH Pumpkin Festival KEENE, N.H. (WHDH) - Huge crowds including Keene State College students and visitors to an annual pumpkin festival in New Hampshire became unruly Saturday, leading to injuries and arrests.
     

  6. forgottenwinterfrost:

    aelx:

    ipoog:

    daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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    if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

    AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

    Or they could just give it to the families without playing these fucking games. 

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  7. "20% is the “standard” tipping fee? Jesus made a meal for the multitude with two loaves of bread and five fishes and he only asks for 10% GTFO"
     

  8. chinaija:

    ekuaadisa:

    eroticmassages:

    yOni massage

    The ulimate stress release for women

    Literally meaning “sacred space or temple”. In Tantra, the vagina is the worshipped sacred part of the female body, which must be treated with care and respect. The Yoni massage is a sensuous form of bodywork that can build trust between the giver and receiver as well as connect the receiver to their inner sensual nature resulting in a feeling of complete well-being, satisfaction, and contentment.

    Although the Yoni massage can be extremely stimulating, the purpose is not to bring the woman to orgasm. Rather, it is to relax the receiver and to bring emotions to the surface so that she is free to express her natural, powerful, orgasmic nature. The experiences and feelings that a woman may have during the Yoni massage can be very different, ranging from anger, lust, sadness, or even indifference. Everything is possible and everything is allowed. The Yoni massage is not about focusing on a special kind of feeling or fulfilling a particular expectation. The idea is simply to witness the receiver and to honor and respect her feminine nature as a divine Goddess.

    Before beginning the massage, you should gaze into each other’s eyes while embracing and engaging in deep, relaxed, synchronized breathing. By doing this, the giver and receiver connect on a deep level, creating openness and the ground on which the yoni massage will grow. Both the giver and receiver should remember to keep breathing deeply, slowly, and with relaxation during the entire process.

    When you are both ready to begin the massage, the woman lies on her back with one pillow under her head and another under her hips to elevate her pelvis. She bends her knees and opens her legs to expose her Yoni. Sit comfortably between her legs with your legs crossed. You may wish to sit on a pillow or cushion.

    Begin by massaging other parts of her body to encourage her to relax, start taking deeper breaths, and relax the muscles. Gently, but firmly, massage her legs, thighs, stomach, breasts and arms before venturing toward the Yoni. Next, massage the pubic bone area and then move down to the inner thigh area. With the right hand (the right hand is used to balance the polarity of Tantra), apply a high-quality oil or lubricant to the mound of the Yoni, pouring just enough so that it drips down the outer lips and covers the outside of the Yoni.

    Gently rub the oil on the outer lips of the Yoni. With the thumb and index finger, gently squeeze each lip, sliding the fingers up and down the entire length of each lip. Then, carefully repeat this process with each inner lip of the vagina varying the pressure and speed of touch based on what feels right.

    Next, gently stroke the clitoris in a circular motion, clockwise and counter-clockwise. Then, squeeze the clitoris between the thumb and index finger. Next, slowly and with great care, insert your middle finger into her Yoni. Very gently explore and massage the inside of the Yoni with your finger. Varying the speed and depth of your finger, feel inside the Yoni up, down and around. With your palm pointing upward and your finger inside your partner’s Yoni, bend your finger to make contact with her G-spot, known as the “sacred spot” in Tantra.

    Continue the massage, trying different speeds, pressures and motions. Keep breathing and gazing into each other’s eyes. You may have powerful emotions come up and feel like crying, or burst out laughing. This is simply blocked energy being freed and is very healing. Just keep breathing as the massage continues. If orgasm occurs, continue breathing. Don’t hold back, yell, scream, release the energy and emotions. This is your safe healing time. And remember that breathing is very important to continually move the energy throughout the body. This also enhances the healing aspect of the yoni massage. More orgasms may occur, each gaining in intensity. In Tantra this is called “riding the wave.” Many women can learn how to be multi-orgasmic with the Yoni massage and a patient, caring partner.

    Keep massaging until she tells you to stop. Very slowly, gently, and mindfully, remove your hands. The Yoni massage creates a space for a woman to relax, and enter a state of high arousal and experience much pleasure from her Yoni. Allow her to just lie there, perhaps covering her with a blanket making a warm cocoon around her body, and letting her to enjoy the afterglow of the Yoni massage. This is a profound time of great peace as you experience the joy of being a witness to this special moment.

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    How beautiful.

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    So Finger Banging went out and got a marketing team to jazz up its image, huh?

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  9. Yeah, I see you LGBT Powers That Be (GLADD)….took the Phil Robeterson comments and went on the warpath and we Negroes had to find out that he was talking shit about us, too. Thanks, Good lookin’ out, yall….

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    motherfuckers…talking that shit about being the New Black when you acting like the old talking out the side of your neck carpetbaggers, just out for self and fuck the rest…

     
  10. Geldrich, suspected Racist arrested for beating to death a teen black Victim of Racism
    Suspected Racist, Watson, arrested for beating to death a black teen
    Dione Payne, reportedly beaten to death and sexually assaulted by two "white" men.

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    Dione Payne, 16, a black male Victim of Racism, died this past Sunday on December 1, 2013, after having been beaten, robbed, and sexually assaulted by two “white” men. Enforcement officials report that the Racist Suspects, 36-year-old Michael Geldrich and 39-year-old Michael Watson, robbed, brutally beat and raped Payne before dropping the victim off at a nearby hospital. They are being charged with aggravated murder and aggravated robbery. The sexual assault charge is conspicuously missing.

    This past Monday his attempted family held a vigil. Members of his attempted family say they were unsure how the teen became acquainted with his attackers. According to enforcement officials, Payne was staying with Geldrich . This suggests that Payne trusted Geldrich at least to a degree. This is very disturbing considering the deceptive, violent and anti-black nature of the system of Racism (White Supremacy) in which we all live.

    Racist Suspects have wasted no time putting this young Victim of Racism on trial posthumously. Racist Suspects at Dayton Daily News report on this story with the headline, “Dayton teen beaten to death had troubled past”.  They have repeatedly emphasized the claim by other Racist Suspects that he was selling drugs in the area before being attacked and sexually assaulted. However, this article fails to mention that the perpetrators themselves had so-called troubled pasts with extensive criminal histories such as child endangering, aggravated burglary, and drug trafficking. Unlike, Payne, these men were far past their teen years and have had ample time to get their lives together. Considering their age, their status as adults should be emphasized rather than the alleged activities of a severely victimized 16-year-old.  

    In response to a statement made by a relative of Payne, a suspected racist enforcement official, who was quoted in the article, also emphasized that this was not a racially motivated crime, which is to be expected.  

    Any person who classifies him/herself as “white” and who is capable of practicing Racism (White Supremacy), most likely does. It is important for Victims of Racism to learn this lesson before it is too late.

    Rest in Peace Dione Payne.

    what in the entire hell?

    (Source: daytondailynews.com, via soulfuljafrikan)